Bryan Gillmore

This is Bryan, Bryan Gillmore.....*pause*. Sorry, I almost barfed there. Whenever I say that name I feel gross. Bryan is by far the stupidest guy in the world. Not only the stupidest, but the ugliest. You don't know ugly until you've met, or even seen, Bryan. He has no knowledge of anything....ANYTHING!!!! He just sits at home and is stupid, fat, and ugly, and just spits and barfs all over himself, because he can't even stand being Bryan Gillmore....*pause*....eww, a dry heave this time. He's never taken the time to visit me....and I'm fine with that. I actually never want to see him again. You should never meet him, ever. And ladies, he'll be single for life, and is not a catch. This, my friends, is Bryan Gillmore......BARF!!!!!!!!!